Another Birthday Wish

It was nearly midnight and for once Brandon was actually looking forward to his birthday, normally it would be a quiet meal with the family but this year it was going to be packed. Not only was he going to be eating and drinking a ton but he was also going to be meeting up with some of his favourite people. First he was having breakfast with Ash, his chilled surfer friend from back home who always wore the cutest undies. Even though Ash was straight Brandon couldn’t help but check out the usually tight, pink underwear that clung to his friends round, toned ass. Next he was meeting up with his best friend Mike for a coffee, the pair hadn’t seen each other in a while so it was bound to be fun. Mike was always the joker, pulling pranks and making everyone laugh, Brandon especially enjoyed it when Mike would rip his massive farts not only was it hilarious it always astounded Brandon how such a foul stink could come from such a skinny guy! After that was a quick PT session with Ryan, Brandon had been going to the gym for a year now and it only felt right training with Ryan. The guy was friendly, encouraging, a good mate and damn was he hot. Brandon would often have to stop himself from staring at his personal trainers rippling muscles as he demonstrated what he needed to do. Brandon was also convinced that Ryan had the plumpest arse he had ever seen, that perfect bubble butt not only motivated Brandon to work out but also to enjoy heading to the gym. Then lastly it was a couple of drinks with his work buddy Craig, usually Brandon would only socialise with him at work but Craig had convinced him to meet at the pub in the evening. While Craig was cool to work with, Brandon was unsure how it would be in a more social environment. After all Craig was renowned for his drinking abilities around town but really that's all he knew about him. Brandon was actually quite looking forward to getting to know Craig better, maybe it could be the beginning of a new life long friendship. Brandon chuckled as he looked at his phone checking the opening times for the cafe he was going to have breakfast at tomorrow. It was certainly going to be a long but exciting birthday… well it would have been.
 

The Imposters: Evan

Evan was barely able to contain his fury and frustration as he stared at the giant oaf across the room, it was all William’s fault that they were in this mess now and it was that lumbering idiot that dragged him into this stupid little group to begin with. Evan huffed as he paced around the room not even making eye contact with the other man across the lounge, he had been quite content tricking and scamming by himself but with his silver tongue William had convinced him that working together could net them both bigger sums of money.  Sure William had been right, he had been richer than ever before but now, now he was holed up with these morons waiting for either the police or the mob to bust down the front door, find them and god knows what else. Evan rubbed his head; surely there was a way out? Surely there was a way he could throw these chumps under the bus? Surely he wouldn’t meet the same fate as these imbeciles?

See You On The Flipside: All The World's A Stage

Romeo had come from a family of actors, his grandparents, his parents, his siblings even his cousins, aunts and uncles all were actors so naturally Romeo wanted to follow in his family’s footsteps. From a young age it was clear that Romeo had talent and he let everyone know it, he had always stood out at school, getting the lead in every play or musical production. Even the local theatre troupe asked him to join where he would often shine and out class most of the other members.  It was in his youth around eighteen that he was approached by some TV producers who offered him a role on a new teen drama. Romeo gladly accepted even though his family advised him not too, Romeo saw this as an opportunity to really get the attention, adoration and appreciation he felt he deserved. Thankfully his genetics had also blessed him with devilish good looks and a trim, toned body so unsurprisingly Romeo was cast as the school heartthrob, an arrogant jock who spent most of time without a shirt on. The show was a success and Romeo proved very popular, his social media accounts were close to a million and teen girls would notice him where ever he went. Not to mention women practically threw themselves at him and more often than not he was going home each night with a different girl to have sex with.  However despite his talent, good looks, fit body and popularity Romeo never felt he had achieved the same level of success as the rest of his family. They believed that an actor’s true value and talent could only be derived from his performance on the stage and although no one ever said anything to him, Romeo knew his family did not respect his work on TV. Romeo craved their respect and their success and at the first opportunity departed from his TV show to pursue a more rewarding career in the theatre. Romeo was offered countless other TV and film roles but he turned them all down, if he wanted to prove his calibre as an actor to himself and his family he would have to do it the same way they had.

A Confidence Boost

Thomas stared forlornly out of his dorm window, barely able to comprehend what he was watching. Just outside his window was the girl he had lusted over for so many weeks, Thomas had put in the time, built a friendship and was working up the courage to finally ask her out but it looks like it was all for nothing. As Thomas stared at the beautiful woman he had hoped to make his girlfriend, anger bubbled up inside him. There she was parading outside where he lived kissing some dumb, ape like jock. Thomas couldn’t understand it; he was a nice, intelligent guy why would she pick that dumb, smelly muscular brute over him? Thomas clenched his fists, this always happened to him the girls always went for the idiot jocks not the smart, kind guys.

The Perfect Fit

Hugo tensed up, held his breath and mindlessly flicked through the pages of the magazine not even caring to look up at the guy stomping around his apartment, a pathetic attempt to look busy as he waited for his front door to slam shut. Once Hugo heard the loud bang he finally relaxed and let out a long exhale, before getting up from the bed and peeking out his bedroom window as the guy he was seeing marched down the street. Winston was his name and up until very recently Hugo had thought he could have been the one, the guy he would spend the rest of his life with, but after what Hugo had just seen the relationship was never going to happen.

See You On The Flipside: Cash Master

Warren hadn’t set out to become what he was now, in fact he was only posting pictures of himself on social media and everything kind of snowballed from there. Warren worked hard on his appearance, he exercised relentlessly to get his toned, muscle bound physique, he styled his hair perfectly, had a beauty regime that would make most girls jealous and he made sure he was always dressed in the most fashionable clothing. Naturally, the attractive twenty year old wanted to flaunt his good looks and style and so had started posting photos and videos of himself online. Warren was used to getting a lot of attention from women in real life but he was both shocked and disgusted at how much attention he got from men online. At first his messages and inbox’s were full of men complimenting his body and praising his physique, however the tone of the messages soon changed. Men would message him begging him to let them worship his muscles, asking him to send them his dirty underwear and pleading him to show his bare ass from them. Warren unsurprisingly ignored all the requests, he wasn’t gay and he certainly wasn’t some plaything parading around for the amusement of some fags on the internet, however once the men online stated how much they were willing to pay Warren had a change of heart. Wearing fashionable clothes and maintaining his body wasn’t cheap and the sums of money being offered to him were all too tempting for the arrogant, greedy jock.

Full of Cum

 
Colin sighed as he looked at his dating profile again, still no matches. It had almost been a week and Colin hadn’t found a single person who was willing to come over for a quick bang. It used to be enough that he was skinny and cute; guys would line up to fuck Colin a few years ago, but now things were different. Colin was older now, he wasn’t a twink anymore, he lacked the totally hairless body, the young innocent face and the cute bubble butt all the guys nowadays seemed to crave. Instead of getting fucked every other day, Colin now spent his time either watching porn or drooling over the guys who attended the gym across from his apartment. Those jocks and bodybuilders use to be the types of guys Colin could attract so easily a few years ago, but now they wouldn’t even look twice at him.  He had tried to work some of his magic over there before, but had been painfully rejected by nearly every guy he had hit on. Just today Colin had been on his way home and was passing the gym when a huge mountain of a man appeared in front of him, the guy couldn’t be older than 20 but had the body of a god. Colin smiled and gave a wink hoping to get his attention, which he did. However the young muscular Adonis didn’t return the smile instead he said “Ew, no thanks grandpa” and continued into the gym.

A Dirty Little Secret

Eric and Felix had been dating for a few months now and both were still heavily infatuated with each other. However Felix still wasn’t comfortable telling his parents about his sexuality, so the two men’s relationship had been a secret, Eric would have to sneak around and hide so that Felix’s family wouldn’t find out. At first Eric found it quite romantic, sneaking into Felix’s bedroom, stealing the odd kiss out in public and being Felix’s secret love. However it soon became tedious, especially when it came to sex, the couple had barely finished a fuck session. They’d be interrupted by someone coming home or have to be extremely quick while Felix’s family was out, they had planned to go to a hotel but that would have raised suspicions. The last time they had tried to get intimate Eric had ended up hiding under the bed for 3 hours before he had a chance to sneak out. Eric had had enough, he wanted a proper relationship with Felix not a one where he couldn’t even hold hands with his boyfriend just in case someone they knew saw them.  Nevertheless Eric didn’t want to upset Felix and didn’t want to pressure him into anything he wasn’t ready to do, so he kept his frustrations quiet, until today.

Motivation

Zach was jealous of his frat bros body, while cooking he had been staring at their shirtless bodies; they were all much more muscular and jacked compared to him. Next to them he looked small, Zach himself was ok, he had a lean runner’s body but mainly from his diet and not from exercise. Zach lacked motivation, he wanted to get a muscular body like his jock brothers but could never be bothered to go to the gym and if he was convinced to go he didn’t stay long. However with summer time and pool party season coming up Zach knew he needed to do something. He promised himself he would go to the gym every day and every night before the first day of summer, that way he would be ready to show off his amazing bod. Well after one week of such a grandiose idea Zach was once again on the couch watching TV instead of at the gym.  He was about to binge watch another series when one of his bros stood in front of the screen.

“Zach, get off your fat ass and come to the gym, what happened to getting swole for summer?"

Scoop

Miles could have been a great investigative reporter, he had the skills, the charm and the knowledge but after he sold his first story about a movie star soliciting sex, he soon found out that working as a paparazzo was far more lucrative.  He could make double maybe even triple by selling a story about a celebrity or politician than some informative piece about an oil company or the Middle East. So Miles had dedicated himself to finding all the juiciest, scandalous and naughtiest secrets celebrities had to hide. Miles had sold stories exposing drug use by musicians, exposed top actresses nude photos, reported on a models mental health issues and even outed several closeted celebrities. Sure he may have ruined a few careers and relationships but he was earning so much money that he really couldn’t care less about the people he was writing about.

Currently Miles had a new target he wanted to expose; Omar Brown was football player and a rising star. He had quickly gained popularity due to skill on the field, it also helped that he was pretty good looking and was particularly charming in interviews. Miles knew that magazines and companies would pay a lot of money if something shameful was exposed to the world about the popular player. However after a couple of weeks Miles found himself trudging home after finding nothing about the player that wasn’t already public.

It was 3am when Miles finally got to his apartment and after a quick snack he sat on his bed going over the information he had gathered over the last few days. Miles sighed, he had nothing on Omar, and the portfolio he had created was basically empty.

Doing anything for a patient

Luke Irwin was a successful doctor, after graduating medical school he decided that he didn’t want to work in the area he had grown up in. His hometown was affluent enough to have a large number of practices and was a place where everyone could access healthcare. Luke decided to move away to a town where his skills were more needed, an underprivileged backwater town with only one other doctor available.

It’s been eight months since Luke moved to his new home and things had been going pretty well. His doctor’s office was going well; he even had managed to make enough money to hire a hot receptionist named Cassie. Coming in everyday and seeing the cute blonde with huge tits made coming to work that much easier for Luke. Life was good for Luke he good looking, the women in this town basically threw themselves at him and what’s more he was raking in the cash. Sadly this was not the case for one of his regular patients’ a sixteen year old boy named Jackson. Jackson didn’t come from a wealthy family and barely a week would go by without him making an appointment to see Luke. Jackson was not a bright boy, he would often come to see Luke with cuts, bruises, sprains and other injuries all caused by the nonsensical actions the boy had engaged in on his farm. Whether it was jumping from a tractor, being kicked by a cow or trying to run through thick thorny bushes, Jackson always had some weird tale to tell about how he got his injuries. At first Luke was worried that there might be an issue with his home life and parents, but as the number of meetings grew Luke suspected the kid was injuring himself just so he could visit his doctor.

A Living Fantasy

Lee always looked forward to Tuesday and Sunday nights, they were the highlight of his week as they were the days his favourite cam model performed. His username was JockGOD and he was a stereotypical arrogant jock, the guy who likes to pose and flex for anyone who will look at him. Lee especially loved how he would wave around his perfect bubble butt right in front of the camera teasing people with the odd sight of his tight asshole. JockGOD totally got off on all the worship and adoration he received from his fans; it would make him super horny when he read the comments of how his followers had blown their loads over his impressive body. However Lee wasn’t that type of follower, the reason he loved watching JockGOD was the thought of him being taken down and turned into Lee’s personal bitch. Lee fantasized about how he would dominate the cocky jock making him rim his asshole, deep throat his impressive cock and then fuck his tight muscle ass until he cried out in submission. The thought of reducing the cocky arrogant jock into a submissive and obedient servant made Lee’s dick twitch and tonight his fantasies were going to come true because Lee had forked out for a private show.

See You On The Flipside

Kevin was one of the best looking guys on campus, years in the gym had meant his body was toned and lean. His wealthy background meant that he could afford all the right foods and equipment to maintain his perfect body and with the right connections he had found himself at one of the best schools in the country even though his grades were pretty average. However while Kevin looked perfect on the outside, Kevin was pretty darn ugly on the inside. He was racist, homophobic and prejudice to anyone who didn’t have the body type he had, which meant his number one enemy was Robby.  Robby was a shy, overweight black  guy who enjoyed the company of men, he had been extremely excited about attending college hoping to find people similar to himself and to avoid the discrimination he had faced in his rural town.

New Friends

I was happy; I had a good job, a great boyfriend and some close friends all of which were gay like me. While this had its benefits, my particular group of gay buddies loved drama and gossip, which I found quite boring and tiresome. Our lunches and nights out were always dominated by whatever scandalous thing someone we kind of knew had done and I really just could not  give a rats ass,  I mean who cares if Bobby flirted with Carl last night?

It was during another dinner date where my friends had started talking trash about some guy who hadn’t texted one of them back, that I made my wish. I had gone to the bathroom to get away for a while and as I washed my hands I wondered if straight guys had similar conversations. I let out small chuckle thinking about some of the monster guys at the gym complaining about another guy’s slutty outfit, naa that’s not their style. Then just under my breath as I was just about to leave I whispered

 ”I wish I had straight friends”

Unfortunately for me I wasn’t alone in the bathroom; sitting in one of the stalls was a magical being that loved mischief – a Trickster.  He pounced on my thoughtless wish as quick as lightning, before I knew it I was engulfed in green smoke and I fell unconscious.

I woke up to a loud muffled honking sound which was followed by a terrible smell, as I opened my eyes I saw the two pale ass cheeks and little hairy arsehole. I was stunned, too stunned to move when another rank fart was blasted into my face, I rolled away and was surrounded by laughter.

Two guys across the room had filmed the whole thing and were cracking up, the guy that had farted then grabbed my hand and helped me up off the floor. “Dude you are the best guy to prank, that look on your face when I farted was hilarious” I was red with embarrassment as I hurried to escape and managed to shut myself in a room. I was still trying to make sense of it all, this wasn’t my home and who were these guys, but for some reason the room I was in seemed familiar. As I looked I saw my possessions and clothes, what were they doing here? I grabbed my phone to call for help but none of the contacts seemed familiar, what was going on. It was then I heard a voice seemingly coming from nowhere.

“Enjoy your new straight friend’s hahaha”

A wisp of green smoke then left out of my new bedroom window and something in my brain clicked, I think my wish was granted.

So now I live in a sweaty, smelly apartment with Chad, Hunter and Joey, three straight guys that love nothing more than talking about hot chicks, the gains they’re making at the gym and how big their last dump was.  Plus I could do without all the “pranks” they pull on me; I mean Chad can clear a room with one of his protein farts. It’s horrible, but for some reason I can never leave them for too long and I feel obliged to do stuff with them, it seems they’re my new friends from now on. Well I’m off to the gym with Chad now; maybe it will be better when it’s just one on one? 

Or not…